Women Are Sharing The Weird Stuff Men Have Done On Dates (20 Tweets)

I guess if you’re some kind of unsocialized dingbat dating is the most difficult, tricky thing in the world.

Y’all, it’s not. You’re you, you have fun, you engage, and at the end of it, you decide whether or not it’s the right relationship for you.

And look, women can be weirdos on dates too. But BOY when men do it, they sure do take the cake. We rounded up some tales of men behaving dumbly on dates for you to peruse.

1. Spitting in his hands

2. Just some … choices were made

3. Time to shoot guns at rats?

4. Someone has no money

5. Working on his rage in therapy!

6. This is a WHIRLWIND, Kelly!

7. Strippers! Oh good lord.

8. I … I don’t even know what to think about this one.

9. Never tell him so other women get this perfect red flag

10. Nervous ending

11. I mean. Yeah. Fish ARE stupid.

12. Ate her food!

13. CRISP UP WELL?

Also had a guy tell me I have lovely skin and it would crisp up well if I was ever roasted alive. Never left a restaurant so quickly in my life

— Tay🖤 (@taymachina) March 17, 2022

14. Oh Jesus, this dude

Set up a walk with a guy (newly qualified dr) I'd met online. He lied about his height, didn't let me say a word, walked 2m ahead the entire time – "it's my default speed as an Alpha male; I run 16 marathons a year", & told me women "who didn't keep up weren't worth his time".

— Siobhan Hoffmann Sø. (@SiobhanHoffmann) March 18, 2022

15. Chugged it

met a guy for coffee once, he got his drink, chugged it all in one sip and said “now what?”

— calzoni mitchell (@raviolirodeo) March 17, 2022

16. Run away screaming, girl

One time I went to this dudes house and he asked me if I wanted to see his special box, proceeded to pull out a box of teeth and hair and a piece of mattress from the bed he lost his virginity on

— sk (@venuschasm) March 18, 2022

17. He wiped off her eyebrow

One time I went on a date and the guy complimented my eyebrows and I was like 'Oh thanks!' and explained I filled them in with eyebrow pencil and apparently he didn't believe me bc this mf reaches up and wipes off half my eyebrow 💀

— mary 🤠 (@ibsignorer) March 17, 2022

18. Revenge chlamydia is not sexy

https://twitter.com/skepticalzebra/status/1504783152820236290?s=20&t=xeWTFZwXYpzsu_v6kAgetg

19. Thank god she left

He said he was a vegan for both health and ethical reasons and couldn’t pay for my burger in good conscious. He ordered fried mozzarella sticks and fried calamari. I went to the bathroom and left out the side door.

— MimiCi (@MiMiCi_) March 17, 2022

20. He TESTED her. No.

Went on a first date with a man who made me a test(while he was at work) of 100 questions. Each question was could he touch my boobs with a different word for boobs each time. One hundred different words..for boobs.

— lauren ashlee (@its_laulau) March 17, 2022