11.
I’ll get accused of leaving out a key element of the story if either see this so let me add I actually scammed him out of multiple servings of the dessert (yogurt parfaits) direct from hotel catering before ghosting him.
— Matthew Randazzo (@RandazzoTweets) September 3, 2020
12.
I got in my first car accident at 17 when a guy rear-ended me (car in front of me turned abruptly w/o signaling, I had to slam on the brakes). We traded numbers b/c he wanted to fight it in court. After the cops left, he was like, “Since I have your information…” UGH.
— Ashley E. Reis (@Ashley_E_Reis) September 3, 2020
13.
A wedding reception.
I had presided over the wedding.
Before trying to pass me his room key, he explained why he didn’t believe women should be pastors.
Reader, I didn’t take the room key.
— Lura Groen (@lura_groen) September 3, 2020
14.
A family reunion. He was from the married-in part of the family but all I could hear were banjos, banjos EVERYWHERE when he tried hitting on me
— Zach, of hearty human capital stock (@Zach_Team) September 2, 2020
15.
Thanks☺️ I actually thought of a better one that happened to me. One time on study abroad I was in a taxi with friends when the car next to us pointed a gun at our taxi and it pulled over and we thought we were about to be kidnapped but then they invited us to a bar.
— datekunkle (@datekunkle) September 3, 2020
16.
Had someone tickle my ankle under a restroom stall partition once a couple years ago.
— Dave R (@TheResslerDave) September 3, 2020
17.
While taking a polygraph, by the elderly guy running the machine.
— ☭ 1312 Proletariat Legumes (@DrugsNSatan) September 3, 2020
18.
A guy telling me he hoped I didn’t get food poisoning because he had a friend who got food poisoning eating shrimp and I just said nothing and he said “Can I just…try that again?” and I just winced. I guess a gastropub is a normal hitty-on place though.
— Sam (@LadySam721) September 3, 2020
19.
Just moved to NYC, staying on friends’ couch. Movers are there to bring stuff they had in storage. One of the movers hits on me and offers to “show me around.” He found me on FB. I blocked him. He, inexplicably, found me years later on Instagram, and I had to block him again.
— Megan A. Taros (@megataros) September 3, 2020
20.
CVS, while in my pjs waiting for a script. Hadn’t showered in days. Probably had vom in my hair. Still the most attractive person who has ever hit on me IN MY LIFE.
— Iceberg Artisan (@mocena) September 3, 2020