11.
Well son, when two people love each other, they post lots of pics of themselves on Instagram so all their exes and people that rejected them can see.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 5, 2019
12.
please reply to this tweet with the one picture on your phone that you have no idea why you saved. here’s mine pic.twitter.com/RKMXLyUC9E
— kimsmas (@KimmyMonte) February 8, 2019
13.
Friend: What’s it like having kids?
Me: *crushes cracker and sneezes it into their face*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 7, 2019
14.
“The cast of [HONKKKK] reunites [QUACKKKKK] years later” – the official anthem of 2019
— Eliza Skinner – album availble now (@elizaskinner) February 7, 2019
15.
mugger: gimme all your cash
me: lmao my what
— jo (@whatsJo) February 6, 2019