Emily
TGIF! The workweek has finally come to an end and we couldn’t be more excited to celebrate with you. What better way to kick the weekend off than by laughing at some of the most hilarious tweets from the funny women of Twitter?
We knew you’d agree. So, without further ado, here are the best jokes from this week for you to enjoy over happy hour.
1.
Friend: Do you want to do a 5k with me?
Me: I had cookie dough for breakfast.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 25, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/1111662601694597126
3.
https://twitter.com/christineestima/status/1111424811828273157
4.
https://twitter.com/KELSHOWL/status/1111446339198611457
5.
I texted my husband “I want pizza but I need to go to the gym” in the hopes that he would try and steer me back on the right path and motivate me to go to the gym. But instead he replied “Same, let’s get pizza” and so yes it is true that marriage makes you fat
— Hailey (@haileybri27) March 25, 2019
6.
https://twitter.com/syrianting/status/1110228874259021830
7.
window of time in which I could have easily showered: literally all day
window of time in which I chose to shower: five minutes before I had to leave my house
— Nicole Chung | @nicolechung on Bluesky (@nicolesjchung) March 27, 2019
8.
me with some hot goss pic.twitter.com/KWJorOsTp6
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) March 24, 2019
9.
there is nothing to fear but fear itself and also losing WiFi
— minkitypinkity ❤️ (@minkpinkustink) March 28, 2019
10.
https://twitter.com/BisHilarious/status/1109669993354924033
11.
https://twitter.com/ellaceron/status/1110352800465240064
12.
plans with girlfriends 2001: picking outfits, sharing shoes, dancing in clubs, talking about sex
plans with girlfriends 2019: eating guacamole in sweats
— 🥴steph🥴 (@eff_yeah_steph) March 28, 2019
13.
From here on out every New Yorker cartoon caption should be “you were at my wedding, Denise”
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) March 26, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/1110459091611254786
15.
[ordering a new laptop with all the bells and whistles] boy oh boy I'm gonna watch so much Netflix in bed on this
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) March 29, 2019
h/t HuffPost
