If you’re reading this, you made it through yet another grueling week of work, news, and whatever else you’ve got going on in your life.
Great job!
Around here we like to celebrate the end of the week by rounding up each and every one of the finest, funniest tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter.
So go ahead and scroll, laugh and don’t forget to smash that next page button.
Enjoy!
1.
[5 PM]: Come in. Thanks for coming over.
[6 PM]: I’m so happy we were able to get together.
[7 PM]: This is so much fun.
[8 PM]: We should do this again.
[9 PM]: I’m going to need you to get the fuck out of my house now.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 2, 2020
2.
picture one is what happens when you play jumanji and the vines appear https://t.co/7YaPWdiAOW
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) January 3, 2020
3.
One time I ate so much Trader Joe’s tzaziki while I was babysitting that the next day there was a post-it note on it that said “for the kids only” and that’s just one beautiful beautiful moment in my colorful history
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) January 4, 2020
4.
The suburbs are powerful. No matter how strong you think you are, by day two you’re eating dinner at 4 and asking what the weather’s looking like tomorrow
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) December 30, 2019
5.
R.I.P. 2019 (2019 – 2019)
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 31, 2019
6.
i relate to wikipedia’s ethos of being a useful resource while also constantly pleading for help
— al (@local__celeb) January 2, 2020
7.
me waiting for my crush to notice me pic.twitter.com/3OtFVmZ1B8
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) December 31, 2019
8.
https://twitter.com/aaaal26/status/1210326827178311680
9.
every city has a bar named “the library” and everyone inside looks like this pic.twitter.com/lq4QKgZ9I3
— ava (@wownicebuttdude) January 2, 2020
10.
sucks that the machine I use to write also has a function where you can shop for a new duvet cover for 3 hours
— caitie delaney (dumb bitch) (@caitiedelaney) December 29, 2019