16.
how come after like age 26 your body starts to make clicking sounds when you stretch… is that the warranty expiring…
— delia (@delia_cai) August 10, 2020
17.
me, 2:30 am: huh, I wonder why my sleep schedule is such a mess?
me, at 4:31 pm: now to drink a full glass of coffee before my nap
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) August 13, 2020