And here we have a Felis domesticus in its natural habitat.
Let’s watch as it acts as it would if we weren’t here.
You know, like a total asshole.
Knocking over expensive things just to be the tiny little bastard that it likes to be.
Wait…uh oh.
We’ve been spotted.
And now it’s retreating.
Oh well, next time we’ll be more careful and witness the Felis domesticus being the true asshole it tends to be.
(via RM Videos)
But sometimes cats are glorious creatures. If you need proof, Here’s A Cat Enjoying A Blow-Dry To ‘(I Just) Died In Your Arms’.