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Goose Shows Police Detective The Literal Meaning Of Wild Goose Chase

Let me preface the humor I find in the video below with the fact that I hate geese.

They terrify me.

Birds that are any larger than ducks should not be allowed.

That’s when we start crossing over into dinosaur territory, if you ask me.

Don’t even get me started on ostriches.

So, while I find the following video unbelievably funny, it’s only “funny because it’s not me” funny.

Because if it were me, I would have had the exact same experience as this police detective seems to have.

Talk about a wild goose chase, amirite?!?! Where are you going?

(via: Shane Bassett, h/t Tastefully Offensive)

Next Battle: Man vs Gate on a Windy Day.