Place your bets, people.
This thing is about to get intense.
I never in a million years thought I’d be saying something like that about a guinea pig parsley eating competition…
I mean, I never in a million years thought I’d be saying “guinea pig parsley eating competition” in general), but I was on the edge of my seat throughout this entire thing.
Is it too much to ask for a Guinea Pig Competitive Eating network?
I’m willing to pay extra for it.
This reminds me of that time a Guinea Pig Went To A Very Dark Place After Losing Its Snack To Another Guinea Pig.