Gentlemen, if you feel like sleeping on the couch for an extended period of time, this just might be the best way to ensure that you do.
I’m pretty sure during the wedding vows, when they say “for better or for worse”, the worse in this situation is having to be hit with a Nerf dart every single day while you’re just trying to get things done and then having your husband upload it for all the world to see.
This poor woman.
None of us should be surprised (or even blame her) if we see a news headline down the road that says something along this lines of “Guy Shoots Wife With Nerf Gun Every Day For A Week, Mysteriously Disappears”.
(h/t Psych Ward)