Little kids are so dumb, aren’t they? I mean, don’t get me wrong, they’re all much smarter than me. But other than me, they really tend to be little idiots.
I mean, take the tiny moron in the video below. Just walking along minding her own business when all of a sudden, she is startled by a dark and ominous figure.
So, the kid does what any kid would do and runs away from it. Only to have the figure follow her. What the hell is that thing?
Oh that’s right, it’s a shadow! You know, a dark area or shape produced by a body coming between rays of light and a surface? Watch it all go down yourself:
And that is why my “little kids are so dumb” statement stands.
(via Solomon Underwood)