If you’ve never witnessed a turtle sneezing, boy are you in for a treat.
It’s pretty much like if you took everything overly cute and adorable on the Internet, compressed it into the tiniest of spaces, and then added the slightest bit of pressure and released.
Anyway, you’re about to experience something magical, so enjoy.
Good luck not watching this turtle sneeze six or seven times.
(via: toll lion, h/t Pleated Jeans)