Chaotically Neutral People Are Weird, Wholesome Misfits (20 Pics)

The Dungeons & Dragons alignments are pretty well known in the mainstream — how many quizzes have you seen that categorize you as “lawful good” or “neutral evil” and the like? (Me? I always seem to get Lawful Evil, putting me in ranks with Palpatine and Voldemort — JEEZ).

We found a bunch of examples of people who are chaotic neutral — spontaneous and unpredictable, but not out to harm anyone (or do good). Check it out!

1. Harvard said no

2. Thought you had the baby?

3. What is he selling?!

4. Horses!

5. Doesn’t want to go to bed, so… logic…

6. Dentistry

7. Awwwwww! Dogs.

8. Helpful! hope he gets paid for the ad

9. I’m howling. Ketchup?!

10. Verbs!

11. Not allowed to have any

Prolly why i’m not allowed to have any from tumblr

12. Language is hard

Language is hard from chaoticneutral

13. Gander reveal

"Welcome to our gander reveal party"
"Don't you mean.."
"no"
Geese emerge from everywhere. No fireworks. Only geese. There are no genders only chaos.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 12, 2020

14. Taxes!

Taking NIMBY to a whole new level from chaoticneutral

15. Curious forever

Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.

— yoyoha (@yoyoha) June 21, 2012

16. Lost wallet

Chaotic Neutral Finds a Lost Wallet from chaoticneutral

17. Edited questions so this guy looks like a jerk

One the best I’ve seen from madlads

18. Squirrel

Squirrel from chaoticneutral

19. One. Of All.

Sooo.. This fits here right? from chaoticneutral

20. …Ew.

Beautiful chaos from WhitePeopleTwitter