Juggalos are are one of America’s most fascinating creatures. They’re almost mythical, what with their bizarre appearance and tendency to have forest gatherings. Just think of them as backwoods elves or soda-guzzling goblins.
As modern cults go they’re pretty harmless; all they want to do is party in the woods and drink their special “Faygo” soda. But one thing that Insane Clown Posse fans have in common besides a love of clown makeup and a hatred of showers is that they’re looking for romance like everybody else, baby.
So here, for some reason, are some Juggalo dating profiles on OKCupid.
Because Juggalos need love too.