Upcoming BBQ Checklist:
Burger meat? Check.
Hot dogs? Check.
Something for the Vegans? Ugghhh…ok, fine.
Enough beer to get Andre the Giant drunk? Definitely.
A dad to properly do the grilling while making plenty of eye-roll inducing jokes and comments? *record scratch* Shit.
That is exactly how I imagine the thought process went for whoever posted this Craigslist ad for a generic father figure to attend their backyard BBQ.
It really is one of the most perfect ads to ever grace the Internet.
I truly hope they found the perfect pop.
If you ask me, this goes right up there with that Craigslist ad asking someone to adopt an asshole kitten.