If you’re reading this, you made it through yet another grueling week of work, news, and whatever else you’ve got going on in your life. Great job! It’s not every day that you get to celebrate being done for the weekend, it’s just one day. Friday. That’s when we celebrate the end of the week by rounding up each and every one of the finest, funniest tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter. So go ahead and scroll, laugh, and don’t forget to smash that next page button. Enjoy!
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say it ain’t so
i will not go
turn the lights off pic.twitter.com/EmFbBTsvMX— kimsmas (@KimmyMonte) October 12, 2019
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pete davidson and pete davidson in a wig have called it quits https://t.co/Ruez686Kd2
— YOUNG&HOT (@tayallard) October 18, 2019
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https://twitter.com/atmckenna/status/1184463214186323969
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Me when the TSA asks if I have anything illegal in my purse pic.twitter.com/ccDiWl40Y1
— Blair Socci (@blairsocci) October 16, 2019
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I am not joyless I have had as many as 6 whole joys
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) October 18, 2019
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When you have two seconds to name your movie and you look around the room https://t.co/1SUyZmQU5M
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 14, 2019
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sometimes having a family amazon account is…..embarassing pic.twitter.com/6uXX2xWvWl
— noël (@5150wonderbread) October 15, 2019
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https://twitter.com/saaamscottt6/status/1184618949243297793
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if a centaur had a dick would it be like THIS or like THIS: pic.twitter.com/HoXY0oAu6D
— erin chack (@ErinChack) October 17, 2019
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i cant believe cardi b named her daughter bernie sanders pic.twitter.com/CLm2eBdzDV
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) October 11, 2019