11.
my mental migratory birds
health & in the northern
productivity hemisphere
🤝
heading south for winter— Joy 🧑🏾💻🦇🗺️🦠 🏳️🌈 (@queerdesigrrrl) October 17, 2019
12.
When my alarm goes off mid-dream, I’ll hit snooze, thinking, “Hold on, I want to see where this goes…” as if I’m the broadcast news producer in a movie where the anchor is going off book.
— Melissa Hunter (@himelissahunter) October 17, 2019
13.
You know what that means: six more weeks of Democratic Primaries https://t.co/TUO7Q53d2S
— Emily Hella Christmasy (@MrEmilyHeller) October 17, 2019
14.
Straight line:
_______________________________Dashed line:
____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____Girl from my high school who thinks she's an influencer:
——————————— Lindsay Carbone (@LindsayCarbone8) October 16, 2019
15.
My dog is mad at me so often that it feels like we’re actually dating instead of just fucking.
— CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) October 17, 2019
16.
https://twitter.com/soalexgoes/status/1185253183448211457
17.
Why should I have to stop talking about my ex, a relationship that ended a mere year ago, when Hollywood won’t stop making movies about world war 2, a war that ended like 20 years ago?
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) October 18, 2019
18.
i get nervous when a product has a new look so you can imagine my relief to discover it’s the same great formula
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 18, 2019
19.
Sucks when u dress hot and then u don’t see anyone important and then u have to take off the outfit at the end of the day pretending you dressed up “for yourself”
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) October 17, 2019
20.
Welcome to America pic.twitter.com/itfe0ky7XI
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep (@abbycohenwl) September 14, 2019
21.
the number of takes this took is embarrassing pic.twitter.com/dAvZwlTDf1
— coronavirus themed novelty bucket hat (@rachelmillman) October 15, 2019
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