Aimeé
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Went to mass on Xmas eve. Left a honey baked ham on a counter. The dog ate it. The ham was so salty he got thristy and drank all the water, from his bowl and the toilet bowls. The ham gave him diarrhea. The water made him have to pee. We came home to a warzone.
— Rob Dauster (@RobDauster) April 10, 2020
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Mistook a black bear for a random dog that showed up earlier in the day. Moseyed on over looking to play, got clawed pretty bad, rode it out under the cabin porch, and, after many stitches, lived another 8 years. Juneau the Bear Slayer was my best friend and a hero in his time pic.twitter.com/s8R40BipBK
— kråb (@NewsworthyCrab) April 10, 2020
23.
Cousin’s labradoodle somehow consists of 2 out of the 6 “smartest” breeds pic.twitter.com/xFsvpOrUuV
— Alex Brown (@AlejoMBrown) April 10, 2020
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Mungo loves balls but manages to deflate them every single time he gets to play with one pic.twitter.com/7cl0E0xB7R
— Lorraine Stay At Homer (@misslhomer) April 10, 2020
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My 2-year old kid pooped on the floor during potty training and the 4-year old goldendoodle in an act of solidarity towards the adults, walked over to her and started pooping right next to her.
— Chris Lane (@chrisjjlane) April 10, 2020
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also one day I made oatmeal cookies exceedingly poorly and it turned into a sheet pan of burnt granola and the dog ate the whole thing and turned into a shit fountain
— social distance warrior (@IAmSpilly) April 10, 2020
27.
Our Redbone Jack is scared to walk on floors that aren’t carpet, he has to walk backwards on those floors pic.twitter.com/Uae4eMfUCg
— wade (@7dub7) April 10, 2020
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— Jake Hitt (@jake_hitt06) April 10, 2020
29.
Still, impressive that he can read.
— mara severin (@mhseverin) April 10, 2020
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My college roommate @HWilsonII has a hilarious dog who once got her whole bottom jaw stuck in a bone pic.twitter.com/WzWwPKgViW
— Kurt M (@kurtcmueller) April 10, 2020
