11. God Called
“In the middle of the service, the minister’s cellphone rang and he answered. It was God. God wanted to talk to the groom. Conversation lasted a couple minutes, then the ceremony continued.” —Theseus44
12. Auto-Vows
“They sang their vows to each other with an auto-tuned mic.” —loony-cat
13. Hillbilly Love
“After the bride and groom kissed, the groom — a big douche to begin with — took a pair of hillbilly teeth out of his mouth and screamed, ‘I DID IT AGAIN BOYS!'” —MononokeHD