Ruin My Week
11. This woman who didn’t know she was sharing space with an Olympic swimmer.
Lady in public lane: you’re very good at swimming you know..
Me: erm, thanks
Lady: no seriously, you should try and do a trial with the county club!
Me: erm, well I actually went to a couple of Olympics..
Lady: me too! Which sports did you get manage to get tickets for?
🤔
— Lizzie Simmonds (@LizzieSimmonds1) March 10, 2018
12. This Twitter user who obviously doesn’t know who wrote Harry Potter.
13. This Seahawks fan who clearly does not understand football—or even pay attention to players.
14. This guy who tried telling Tom Morello from Rage Against The Machine he’s wrong for being political.
15. This TSA Agent who has no idea who Tony Hawk is.
To clarify: my legal name is Anthony
TSA agent checks my ID, looks at me, looks at ID, looks back at me quizzically and loudly says
“Tony Hawk’s my favorite skater”
Me: I’ll tell him.— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) June 21, 2018
16. Or, this TSA Agent who has no idea what Tony Hawk looks like.
TSA agent (checking my ID): “Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!”
Me: exactly
Her: “Cool, I wonder what he’s up to these days”
Me: this— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) March 21, 2017
17. Or, this passenger who just has no clue about Tony Hawk at all.
Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead:
“Who’s skateboard is this? It’s blocking my bag”
me: that’s mine, you can pass it here
her: “It’s yours? You ride it?
me: yes
her: “Are you any good at it?”
me: sometimes
her: cackles maniacally, exits plane— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) April 16, 2018
18. This guy who tried mansplaining comic books to a comic book writer.
19. This person who doesn’t think a prime minister is an official source.
20. This climate change-denier who told a woman with a PhD in Astrophysics that she needed to learn about science.
