21.
“In college, my girlfriend was riding me in my dark bedroom me summer night. She was vigorously gyrating that I could feel her sweat dripping on me. Afterward, we kissed and cuddled. When we turned on the light we discovered she had had a bloody nose and her blood was all over my neck and chest.”—ramos1969
22.
“Thighf–ked my ex, i haven’t noticed it until, after some minutes, she says ‘I don’t know what you’re doing, but can you put it inside?'”
23.
“He said ‘arch your back’ while we were doing it doggy style and I arched it the wrong way (up) and he had to say ‘no the other way'”—iamreallycool69
24.
“You know that movie with Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston where he counts to 50 before cumming to make sure he lasted? Yeah. I f–king did that. It was a quickie. I yelled, ’50!’ and she looked at me like I have Tourette’s syndrome instead of just making an obscure movie reference.”—PM_ME_UR_PANTY_COLOR
25.
“I did a porn audition. I was all ready, but meant to get my nails done beforehand. I looked at Walmart for a quick solution and found glue on acrylic nails. I had never used them before but the box said they’d hold up to two weeks.
Fast forward to the audition, and it started off with me masturbating on the couch. I was rubbing my clit and I felt the nails start to pop off one by one. I tried not to panic, and go with it. When I moved my hand I had a bunch of false nails stuck to my vagina. He was recording the whole time.
I awkwardly laughed and asked to take them off and redo the shoot. But the embarrassment affected my performance and I just came off as extremely awkward.
I got an email a few days later thanking me for they had not laughed like that in a long time. They said they didn’t think I’d fit the part but asked if they could pay me for the segment to use in for lack of a better term a ‘blooper reel.’
I haven’t auditioned anywhere else since and don’t plan to. Pretty much ruined it for me. But at least I can laugh about it now instead of being completely mortified.”—SixTheVixen