“When I see bugs in the apartment I always tell my wife it was only one bug so she doesn’t get scared. Then I kill the bugs.” –theonlydidymus
“I ALWAYS pee in the shower. Every single time she’s not there with me. I mentioned it once kind of half-joking and she was so disgusted, but I don’t see the harm so I never stopped.” –Bauz3
“My mom wrote me a note once for missing a homework assignment. Unfortunately, her handwriting and spelling was so bad that the teacher grilled me for trying to weasle my way out by forging it. My mom didn’t finish middle school and is not highly educated. I was so embarassed that I decided to just take the detention and public ridicule from the teacher as a liar, than ask my mom to back me up.”
“I now have a masters degree to make her proud. F–k you Mr Richardson.” –DannyEbeats
“My boyfriend loves to show me memes/funny posts that he thinks I would find really funny, but I spend more time online than he does, so I’ve usually seen them well before he shows me. Every so often I pretend I haven’t yet seen a post just so he gets the satisfaction of being the first to show me.” –OMothmanWhereArtThou
“Her cooking is terrible. Bland, tasteless, sometimes not even cooked properly. Actually most times not cooked properly.
I hate it when I mention that I like to cook and am quite good at it, because she gets upset that she can’t “look after her man.”
I’ve tired to make it so that we both make dinner together. At least then I can make sure the food is done properly.” –shadowbannedkiwi