No one is perfect. If you spend your life waiting for someone to check every box you want to be checked, you’re going to end up all alone. Luckily, there are plenty of successful, attractive folks out there who just happen to be complete idiots. If you can live with that, there really are plenty of fish in the sea.
1. The wife said there was so much Sodium, they just put OMG.
2. My wife tried cooking Thanksgiving dinner for us and actually burned the cookbook.
3. My Gf asked me why do I have a Jesus figure.
4. My wife texted to tell me her car smelled like it was burning. Turns out she drove 18 miles with my push-broom under her car.
5. My friend’s wife doesn’t understand perspective.
6. My girlfriend, who’s in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience, moved into her dorm yesterday and was having trouble setting up the Apple TV I bought her…
7. I proposed to my GF this weekend and proceeded to drop the ring down a gopher hole.
8. Wood.
9. Asked bf to put away our dog after letting the dog out to pee. He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilauded at the hospital for a kidney stone. Bf was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely.
10. I swallowed a tweezers. My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I said ‘Did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?’ He said ‘Of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?’
