No one is perfect. If you spend your life waiting for someone to check every box you want to be checked, you’re going to end up all alone. Luckily, there are plenty of successful, attractive folks out there who just happen to be complete idiots. If you can live with that, there really are plenty of fish in the sea.
1. The wife said there was so much Sodium, they just put OMG.
9. Asked bf to put away our dog after letting the dog out to pee. He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilauded at the hospital for a kidney stone. Bf was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely.
10. I swallowed a tweezers. My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I said ‘Did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?’ He said ‘Of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?’