I had a fever lastnight and my boyfriend thought the thermometer was a pregnancy test 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/uA1WWIhLos
— VN$A (@VNSAMRE) February 5, 2019
22. I’ve heard of “painting yourself into a corner” but my wife took it a step further. I don’t even know…
23. Asked my wife to look for a Chucky mask so I could scare the kids. She’s too innocent.
24. I told my wife to set a reminder on her phone. Apparently we have different ideas of what that means.
My husband was unloading groceries the other day & asked if the chicken could go in the freezer. I said yes just separate it into ziplocs (easier to thaw the amount we need for a meal). Just looked in the freezer this morning & both packages are like this… ah, the male brain.. pic.twitter.com/4LlFrUwIxO
— Konner McLaughlin Woods (@konner_mac) April 25, 2018