Ruin My Week
11. “Her paintbrush wasn’t green. Mind you, there was a green paintbrush available within reach, but the fact that the one in her hand wasn’t green was a problem.”
12. “Because mommy flushed my sister’s poop before I got the chance to look at it. 😭💩💩”
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13. “One of my toddlers is very upset about mortality. She keeps melting down saying “I don’t want to die. How will I talk? How will I eat?” And then the screaming. But I guess it’s pretty logical, mortality sucks.”
14. “The only thing I wanted was a picture with the dinosaurs with my Dino loving daughter. This is the pic we ended up with.”
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15. “They wanted another chicken nugget, so I gave them another chicken nugget. Breakdown.”
16. “Because kitty is doing it.”
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17. “Because the imaginary door on his imaginary fire truck wouldn’t open, so he was stuck inside.”
18. “My brother used to watch a show where one of the episodes was about a baby star being lost and away from its mom, I am pretty sure it ends with the star getting back to its mom. But once or twice we still found him quietly crying in bed because he felt bad for the baby star.”
19. “Because mommy didn’t let me climb into the dishwasher.”
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