Kate Hackett
11. Chop!
“The constant irrational fear that it will somehow get cut off in some unimaginable way.”
12. Shrinkage!
“Size drastically fluctuates based on temperature. Also, laying on your stomach doesn’t feel the greatest.”
13. At command
“It stands at attention at the weirdest times.”
14. HokeyPokey
“When you have to do that awkward shuffle to fix its position.”
15. A fork in the stream
“Sometimes when I piss the stream forks and now I’m hitting the toilet and my leg.”
16. Which way
“Not being sure what direction the first few drops of pee will take.”
17. Brrrrr….
“Cold hands during winter and having to go pee.”
18. More dribbles
“The bit of pee that gets stuck in the tubes and comes out when you put it back in your pants.”
19. MORE dribbling (yuck)
“Sometimes you give it a shake after peeing, then put it back in your pants and apparently you didn’t shake enough and whoops, you now have anywhere from a few drops to a nice warm tablespoon of pee in your pants. Now imagine you’re wearing gray sweatpants and you can’t hide it.”
20. Pee probs
“Trying to pee with morning wood and you need to stand like the leaning tower of Pisa.”
