Aimeé
Once again, I must report that people are being horny on the timeline. Maybe one day we’ll all be free to run rampant in the streets sexing on each other, but for now, all we can do is remember and dream. That’s probably why so many folks are feeling very comfortable on Twitter and sharing all of their most intimate sex secrets. If not now, when?
The hashtag #OddPlacesIHadSexIn has been trending, and it’s giving folks an opportunity to share what they once got up to. And give the rest of us ideas for our release (in all meanings of the word).
Me reading the #OddPlacesIHadSexIn posts pic.twitter.com/sNVok7l3OX
— vee (@veesaidshesaid) April 26, 2020
Some of these seem totally real and some just seem like jokes, but all of them are extremely horny. Scroll through and remember your own most weirdly situated humping. Or if you haven’t had any yet, maybe these will inspire you!
1.
#OddPlacesIHadSexIn aisle 15 of Home Depot… pic.twitter.com/aDpz4Coy8y
— ꫝꫀꪗ! ⅈ’ડ ꫀⅈꫝ (@inkr3dibl3_k) April 26, 2020
2.
In the shallow part of lake, him standing and holding me as I stradled him. With many people around.
#OddPlacesIHadSexIn pic.twitter.com/8Kwy6vxTuT— Robyn (@rawbeancoal) April 26, 2020
3.
Inside a tent at an outdoor store#OddPlacesIHadSexIn pic.twitter.com/iKvMSc4jAa
— Told Ya (@ToldYaBear) April 26, 2020
4.
#OddPlacesIHadSexIn my grandmas funeral. I had to comfort my cousin pic.twitter.com/JpwjXV8J7O
— liteloft (@liteloft) April 26, 2020
5.
#OddPlacesIHadSexIn
That’s all I’m going to say about that. pic.twitter.com/ZsRo9QcYFV— The UPS Man♂️ (@RScoyk) April 26, 2020
6.
#OddPlacesIHadSexIn. Umm Landry Mat behind Publix random persons garage and this really pretty place pic.twitter.com/URmsatWRJZ
— Rosalva Jacinto (@RosalvaJacinto) April 26, 2020
7.
What if we kissed
in the Backrooms
and then#OddPlacesIHadSexIn pic.twitter.com/jonAl0MpzN— PUPPET COMBO (@PuppetCombo) April 26, 2020
8.
#OddPlacesIHadSexIn Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom pic.twitter.com/BkqwQP5VJ3
— IdleIrishMinds (@IdleIrishMinds) April 26, 2020
9.
Would you believe…a coffin?
On 2 separate occasions? In 2 different coffins?1) Part of a stage production of DRACULA & we had a real casket for a prop.
2) Worked at a “haunted house” for 6 seasons. This girl was very kinky and VERY insistent. pic.twitter.com/jqcsinDavo
— Herald Emeritus (@VariedOpinions) April 26, 2020
10.
I lost my virginity outside on a tree in the middle of winter next to the town’s police station. #OddPlacesIHadSexIn
— Liz Katz (@LizKatzOfficial) April 26, 2020
