Evil Geniuses Are Confessing The Crazy Lies They’ve Told For Personal Gain On Twitter
11.
https://twitter.com/ashleybrandt/status/1082783870037250048
12.
when I was in 5th grade I didn't want to write a paper on the american revolution so I just… didn't. when the teacher handed them back I told her I didn't get mine but definitely handed it in. she said she remembered reading it and just gave me like a 90%.
— #1 armand apologist (@atlasblue85) January 8, 2019
13.
In yr 9 I was woefully unprepared (lazy) for a history assignment, so handed in a yellow folder with my drama assignment in it. I spent the weekend on the history paper & took it to the teacher Monday morning, in a different yellow folder, apologising profusely for the mix up.
— Jo (@pretendyelling) January 8, 2019
14.
My best friend and I wanted to go to a Blink 182 concert in high school but couldn't afford tickets, so we told everyone in our extremely Baptist Oklahoma town that God called us to spread the gospel at an evil secular concert but we needed donations to get in. We turned a profit
— M. Lockwood Porter (@mlockwoodporter) January 9, 2019
15.
I got a job at a summer camp as the outdoor/nature counsellor because I said I had studied plants and wilderness survival, but I basically just made things up, including the names of all the plants we saw. So I feel like there are adults now who call everything the wrong name
— Mathew Ingram (@mathewi) January 9, 2019
16.
https://twitter.com/rjayne_n/status/1082781734322753536
17.
When I was 16, I faked a mission trip to Guatemala (paperwork and all) to my parents (both pastors) so that I could go party in Panama City, Florida, for spring break.
— Lesley Nneka Arimah (@larimah) January 8, 2019
18.
https://twitter.com/tpeak10/status/1082796893028130818
19.
In yr 9 I was woefully unprepared (lazy) for a history assignment, so handed in a yellow folder with my drama assignment in it. I spent the weekend on the history paper & took it to the teacher Monday morning, in a different yellow folder, apologising profusely for the mix up.
— Jo (@pretendyelling) January 8, 2019
20.
https://twitter.com/jherques/status/1082775861974183936