Masha
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https://twitter.com/ashleybrandt/status/1082783870037250048
12.
when I was in 5th grade I didn't want to write a paper on the american revolution so I just… didn't. when the teacher handed them back I told her I didn't get mine but definitely handed it in. she said she remembered reading it and just gave me like a 90%.
— #1 armand apologist (@atlasblue85) January 8, 2019
13.
In yr 9 I was woefully unprepared (lazy) for a history assignment, so handed in a yellow folder with my drama assignment in it. I spent the weekend on the history paper & took it to the teacher Monday morning, in a different yellow folder, apologising profusely for the mix up.
— Jo (@pretendyelling) January 8, 2019
14.
My best friend and I wanted to go to a Blink 182 concert in high school but couldn't afford tickets, so we told everyone in our extremely Baptist Oklahoma town that God called us to spread the gospel at an evil secular concert but we needed donations to get in. We turned a profit
— M. Lockwood Porter (@mlockwoodporter) January 9, 2019
15.
I got a job at a summer camp as the outdoor/nature counsellor because I said I had studied plants and wilderness survival, but I basically just made things up, including the names of all the plants we saw. So I feel like there are adults now who call everything the wrong name
— Mathew Ingram (@mathewi) January 9, 2019
16.
I once claimed Dad was a v conservative minister who wouldn’t let me date … to get away from a baritone in HS chorus who wanted to date me because my skin was beautifully pale, like a dead person’s. (He wanted to be an undertaker.)
— Rj N (@rjayne_n) January 8, 2019
17.
When I was 16, I faked a mission trip to Guatemala (paperwork and all) to my parents (both pastors) so that I could go party in Panama City, Florida, for spring break.
— Lesley Nneka Arimah (@larimah) January 8, 2019
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When I was a young teen my family and I moved into a very affluent suburb with a ton of little kids. I put out flyers everywhere saying I had extensive babysitting training when in fact I had just read all the Babysitters Club books. I ended up be an awesome babysitter tbh
— Tracy Peak (@tpeak10) January 9, 2019
19.
In yr 9 I was woefully unprepared (lazy) for a history assignment, so handed in a yellow folder with my drama assignment in it. I spent the weekend on the history paper & took it to the teacher Monday morning, in a different yellow folder, apologising profusely for the mix up.
— Jo (@pretendyelling) January 8, 2019
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https://twitter.com/jherques/status/1082775861974183936
