Sex Workers Reveal Their Worst Requests From Clients (24 Stories)

16. It’s called a blumpkin, I believe.

“I used to know a sex worker and she used to say that the most common weird thing she gets, which is actually really really common is guys wanting her to bend over naked and fart in their face.” –Forsaken-Yellow-8674

17. This this piggy went to weirdos house.

“Go on all fours and press your finger against your nose so that you look like a pig.

He would tell you that you had to do that for like 15 minutes and then he left the room (I just sat there and waited).” –HowAboutThatUsername

18. 👀

“Not one myself – but have a friend who is. So she ends up going to this guys house who is about 60/70 years old (can’t remember age). When she gets there he tells her to put on a certain dress. She obliged – as sometimes clients want specific fantasies – and as long as it’s not insane (have to let her know in advance) she obliges. He then takes her out to dinner and they have a wonderful conversation, and go back to his house. Now she was fully expecting to have sex with this man, but all he wanted to do was to put his head on her lap while he spoke. Eventually he spoke about his wife who had died recently and they have been married for 50+ years (since they were teens). Apparently she had died of… I want to say cancer? The dress she wore was a dress the wife loved, but never had a chance to purchase, and the gentlemen had said that my friend looked very much like her when she was young. Basically stayed there talking until he had his peace and paid her to go on her way.” –Fidel89

19. I’ll take a venti after you take a peepee in it.

“To go to Starbucks, ask for a cup, pee in it, leave it there for him to drink it. 2k. Most guys were very normal, they wanted to be pegged or have me dressed up, but this one omg. I died laughing when he texted me what he wanted.” –thrrrrooowmeee

20. Diaper baby.

“Had a roommate in college (2000s) who did private adult videos by request only (basically expensive personalized video porn). She came home pretty bummed one day and I asked what was up. She said she had been paid $500 to put on an adult diaper and comically large baby bonnet and walk otherwise naked around a local college green space. The whole video was her walking around with her fingers in her mouth acting like a confused adult baby. At the end she was told to pee in the diaper and show the camera.

When she thought she was done the director asked if her she wanted to poo in the diaper for $1500 instead of $500, saying the client asked if it was possible. She declined immediately and the director was I guess ok with it. She was bummed she missed out on making an extra $1,000 because she had pooped before going to work.” –NinjaMcGee

21. 😬

“An old guy used to come in occasionally and pay to be walked around on a leash like a dog and at the end of the night he’d take home all of the used condoms and suck each one clean. I’m not even kidding.” –lightly_salted_fetus