Ruin My Week
11.
“During High School I was a Four Year Wrestler. Due to how wrestling is, the team itself are rather comfortable with each other, are not afraid to do stuff that the normal straight high school male would be too afraid to do. Stuff like take naps on top of each other, put holds on people laying down, ect. During sophomore year, our coach drove us up state for a two-day tournament, and got rooms from a cheap hotel. While settling in, two of the wrestlers decided that they wanted to take a bath but wanted to save time and water. So while in nothing but gym shorts, they proceeded to take a bath together.
The funniest part is when our coach was checking up on us to make sure we get to sleep, he asked where those two were, and we pointed to the bathroom. He entered said bathroom, and upon seeing the two chilling in the tub, he yelled “What in the fuck are you two doing!?” And the older wrestler, in all his wise glory, just simply smiled back and went “Hey coach.”
So yeah, two perfectly straight guys, who I think also had girlfriends as well, decided to take a bath together. And be perfectly okay with it.” –Obie527
12.
“I have a friend who is bisexual, sometimes he jokes about eating my ass and sometimes I joke about it as well. At times I think he really does want to eat my ass.” –LoonyGoblin01
13.
“British military – mid nineties…imagine five drunk hairy assed sailors dressed as Spice Girls with huge balloon boobs, pub crawling around a quaint little English village. No underwear under the mini skirts and offering a free look at the goods for anyone stupid enough to look at them.” –bigangrybrit
14.
“I had sex with a guy. Turns out I’m only into anal when its with a chick.” –ravagedbygoats
15.
“One of my best friends is gay. He refers to this as a “no homo bro cuddle”: I went to his house and stayed the night and we slept in the same bed. Completely non sexual but did spoon (I was big spoon) for comfort and just to cuddle.
Reason being – his dad had recently died and he had been sleeping poorly since (lives alone). Said he just needed someone to cuddle with for comfort so he could get a good nights sleep. His love life is in shambles so he didn’t want another gay man because he knew they would just try to fuck him as part of the deal. So I obliged and he slept well for the first time since the funeral.
It was pretty gay to spoon with a gay man in his bed overnight. But I don’t regret it.” –AlphaBearMode
16.
“My best friend from high school would spend the night all the time, we’d have sleepovers probably most weekends but it was only ever him at my house. I don’t remember why (I think it was because we didn’t have a guest room but I had a large bed but no spare bed/air mattress for him) we would sleep in the same bed with a pillow line down the middle of the bed, at least for a while until we were less weird about it.
We also watched the movie Teeth because of the things we heard about it because obviously, and my mom walked in and we yelled at her to cover her eyes and get out lmao. Last but not least when I graduated high school (a year ahead of him) we took a road trip to Cali to meet some female friends we had, we stayed at his aunt’s place that had one of those separate pool house things and he was yanking it in the shower for like an hour or something I asked if he was alive and okay and he told me he thought his d*ck was broken because he couldn’t finish. Then on the drive back we stopped at a rest stop to yank one out. He did it first and used my phone because only mine had reception for internet searches….
Kind of weird saying all of this ngl because obviously, but they’ve created some of the most what-the-fuck hilarious memories we have together and I wouldn’t trade our friendship for anything.” –CeeBeeLFA
17.
“When I was in grade 8 I had this weird crush on a dude. Totally threw me in for a loop cause I was pretty sure I was into girls, and then it faded after like 2 weeks and then never happened again. Must’ve been hormones at the beginning of puberty, but I think about it a lot. 2 week gay period. Definitely have kissed a couple dudes at the bar though, these things happen. But less of a gay thing and it’s never my idea.” –CandidGuidance
18.
“Made out with guys due to spin the bottle. Balanced out by also making out with girls in the same games. One of the dudes was a much better kisser than the other participants.” –holyshitreddit3
19.
“Worked at a gay bar for years. People were friendly, tips were really good, and honestly the guys kept setting me up with there female friends. 10/10 would do again.” –about-that76
20.
“Naked 4am drunk bench press session in the back garden of a mate’s house, with two other mates. We were drunk, there was a bench. Inevitably, benching happens. I can’t remember who thought first ‘this would be funnier if I was naked.’ Probably me.” –nousernameusername
