Men Of Reddit Defy The Odds When Asked What They Think Of Small Boobies (27 Posts)

Boobs are the greatest of all god’s gifts to mankind. Since literal birth, the soft, supple, fleshy bags of fat have been irresistible to humanity. No matter what size shape or color, it seems almost everyone wants to take a peek (or gaping gawk) at their magnificence.

Some of us, as the disgusting people we are, tend to equate bigger boobs with better boobs. But having big ol’ eye-catching knockers isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Ask any woman with giant mammers—them thangs are heavy, sweaty, make your back hurt, and there isn’t one god damn summer maxi dress made for big hangers. For far too long, small-breasted women have had to deal with feeling less feminine for having little tiny teet-tats.  

Proud members of the itty bitty titty committee sure as hell don’t wanna hear what men think about their boobs, but Redditor u/oompa-loompa-26 asked the dangerous question: “Men of Reddit, what are your thoughts on small breasts?”

And defying all odds, men came through with the hilarious truth—they’ll take whatever they can get with a smile on their face.


I think I speak for most men when I say: the best kinda boobs are the ones we are are allowed to touch. Correct me if I’m wrong fellas. –bretellen


My checklist for boobs:
1. Do they exist?
2. Do they exist in my life?
3. Can I interact with them?
All other questions are irrelevant. –OkSoNoQueso


A wise man once said…
Boobs are like coke and Pepsi. We might state a preference, but we’ll take whatever is on tap. –pingieking


If a woman is going to show even the slightest amount of interest in me I legitimately do not care. To me it’s like comparing a red vs white sports car. I don’t care what color it is, it’s a sports car! –SL-Gremory-


The best ones are the ones I get to hold. So no preference. All boobs are great boobs
Edit: I feel this goes without a saying, but even breasts that have undergone mastectomies are still valid. –MrSyaoranLi


A boob in the hand is worth two in the bush. –DrSupermonk


Nothing wrong with big or small I like them boobs I like them all.


To quote a friend of mine “there is no pair I would not want to see.” Boobs of every shape and size are still intriguing and serve the same purpose. –spaderho


I’ve read somewhere that the smaller the breasts, when you fondle them, you are closer to the heart. –J0nnyB0Zzell


All boobs matter –NJM_Spartan