Emily
Everyone has experienced a crush. Whether it was a head over heels imaginary high school romance or a coworker who made coming to the office immensely more pleasurable, we’ve all been there. It’s unfortunate, however, when you picture someone a certain way in your mind and then they do or say something that completely shatters the illusion. Just take it from these people who are sharing the one thing that made them ‘uncrush’ their crush and it’s pretty damn brutal.
Twitter user Nicole Clark recently asked followers about a time they ‘uncrushed’ on someone.
https://twitter.com/nicalexiac/status/1110951935345979392
And the responses are pretty amazing.
1. This person had an appalling lack of hygiene.
https://twitter.com/bettinamak/status/1110957330777153536
2. This crush committed a heinous crime against guacamole.
https://twitter.com/Leighbra/status/1111178958010118144
3. This person turned out to be a thief.
lmao i was *in love* with this guy in the 11th grade and he took me on a date to the mall and made me watched as he stole a christmas ornament off of the massive tree the mall put up every year. he hung it from his rear view mirror and referred to it as "his ball" https://t.co/45h6XpK9Lz
— Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) March 28, 2019
4. This individual was just disgusting.
She offered me half a can of Sprite, then after I started sipping told me she'd been spitting in it the last 15 minutes https://t.co/XTikBDJ2Qi
— Priscilla Queen of the Dessert (@SledgeGlamour) March 28, 2019
5. This guy had a disturbing name for his genitals.
https://twitter.com/a_p_dickinson/status/1111164821653934080
6. He was not about that commitment life.
https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1111264338675945473
7. He had terrible grammar.
https://twitter.com/Pet_rana/status/1110957920215359489
8. She was rude to the server.
https://twitter.com/stvngrdy/status/1110973595478446080
9. He penned an unnecessary poem.
https://twitter.com/SamaraMReed/status/1111024663990136832
10. He laughed at her life goals.
I was in college. I reconnected with a high school crush. Still crushing. Told him about my plans to move to CA and make something of myself (music or fashion) and he LAUGHED at me over the phone. Told me I was ridiculous and it wouldn’t ever happen. #jokesonyouasshole
— Calling everyone Cowpoke (@MeganKimberling) March 27, 2019
11. He was a little repetitive.
https://twitter.com/AllianaSays/status/1111119157024702464
12. Zero personal hygiene.
This guy I had a huge crush on asked me if he could tell me a secret and I said yes thinking he was going to say he liked me, instead he told me he hadn’t brushed his teeth in almost 3 years. I instantly blocked his number.
— Abby (@abbafrenzy) March 28, 2019
13. He asked about her weight.
https://twitter.com/rismor7/status/1111136645938479105
14. He might’ve been a raccoon.
https://twitter.com/turtlenekcs/status/1111277979718569984
15. She was not ready for kiddos.
It was "bring your child to work day" and he brought his 3 kids.
Me to me: pic.twitter.com/K73WaNtpmc
— Anaki Looms (@OluwaSparkle) March 28, 2019
16. He had some nasty feet.
https://twitter.com/BarbieBarton10/status/1111123377236910080
17. She had a questionable tattoo.
https://twitter.com/AtticusThomas/status/1111148767867076608
18. He was a cheater.
https://twitter.com/HEAbooknerd/status/1111275851520323585
19. Anyone who doesn’t know the difference between these.
https://twitter.com/PlanBeaaa/status/1111233186137325568
h/t Twitter
