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i watched Midsommer on a date and i had to explain to the guy what was happening in the opening scene. many questions followed the entire movie. i did not go back to his place.
— probably pikachu (@lazymcfail) August 30, 2020
12.
Some old dude asked his wife who Thanos was in the third act of Endgame and she sounded so annoyed when she told him
— Ben Lurkin (@crawdadMcCray) August 30, 2020
13.
during a preview for the Rob Schneider cinema classic “The Animal” a lady whispered to her partner “that looks good” and it haunts me to this day
— Tom Hutch (@tomhutchmusic) August 30, 2020
14.
I was 3/4 of the way through Benjamin Button when a guy behind me said to his wife, “he’s gettin younger!”
— Quinn M (@qbermensch) August 30, 2020
15.
My friend and I saw the Johnny Depp Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and when Charlie pulls out the golden ticket, this guy in the row in front of us leans to his wife and says “bingo.” Missed the next ten min of the film bc we were stifling laughter
— shaun (@shaunactually) August 31, 2020
16.
I still remember seeing Kung Fu Hustle in theaters and 20 minutes into the movie 2 rednecks stood up and said out loud “We didn’t come to a theater in AMERICA to have to read!” Everyone stared at them as they left and we all laughed at them afterwards.
— Derek Dalton (@TheBionicKraken) August 30, 2020
17.
I was drunk when I saw Brokeback Mountain in the theater. When Heath & Jake see each other for the first time on screen, it was really quiet with sexual tension until I loudly said “MMM-HMM!”
Everyone in the audience burst out laughing because they were thinking it too! 😂— Dustin Can Read! (@dustin_holden) August 30, 2020
18.
I went to the midnight screening of Watchmen and people were pronouncing ‘Rorschach’ in every way known to man. 10 minutes in to the film and they were all suddenly feeling very foolish. “Rosh-a-rock” is the funniest one I remember, from a guy in full cosplay lecturing his gf.
— Matthew @ swordscomic.com (@_mjwills) August 30, 2020
19.
Went to go see the hobbit and an old couple was sitting in front of me who had clearly never seen LoTR. Sméagol came on the screen and the husband goes “awe who’s this little fella?” I’ll never forget it
— Kelsey (@KelseyOverboard) August 30, 2020
20.
One time I went to the movies and a Toy Story 4 trailer started and this kid behind me said “toy story FART” and it was the funniest thing I’d ever heard.
— B. (@bkolcow) August 30, 2020
