Jon
21.
My daughter and I were seated waiting to watch Kick Ass and a Mother walks in with her four year old son and the entire theatre basically yelled at her Noooo!
How can a parent in this day and age not notice a movie is R rated or at minimum read a review? 🤦♀️
— 🌿Fern🌿 (@ItmustbeBunneez) August 30, 2020
22.
Saw Lord of the Rings and through the whole movie someone behind me narrated FUCKING EVERYTHING. Shush a couple times… after the movie I see it was a blind person with someone there to help them follow the movie. https://t.co/v1KJXNoeRx
— Gnarled Gnome (@GnarledGnome) August 30, 2020
23.
My mother and I went to see Sideways. There were two older women in front of us. Right before the lights went down, one leaned over to the other and said “I hope there aren’t too many toilets in this one.”
I still want to know what film she was referring to.
— Kate (@kaosinmotion) August 30, 2020
24.
Opening day of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II, as the WB logo shows, a kid *hollers* from the front seat, “THIS AIN’T BIG MAMA’S HOUSE 2!?”
Honestly better than anything that actually happened in that terrible, terrible movie.
— Mike 🦡 (@DropTheMike7) August 30, 2020
25.
My dad is a bigot and said “I think I’m gonna be sick”. I’m like dad, you’re going to see a movie about Freddy Mercury, why the hell were you not prepared for him to kiss boys?
— 🇦🇺Brooke S🏳️🌈 (@BrookeTF) August 31, 2020
26.
When I went to go watch A Quiet Place, the couple a few seats down from me left angerliy 10 mins into the movie because it was too quiet. pic.twitter.com/U49XK8TzZU
— Marina Santana (@OhhhMarina) August 30, 2020
27.
The old man at the end of Captain Marvel who loudly said “I DON’T LIKE THAT CAT!”
— Mindi (@manitobation) August 30, 2020
28.
At the end of The Great Gatsby, the words “Based on the novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald” flashed onscreen.
Guy in front of me turns to his wife and goes “Ohhh. It was a novel!”
— Michael Proppe (@mikeproppe) August 30, 2020
29.
I say next to a guy at a movie who just named things that were onscreen, to his wife, the whole time.
“That’s an F14 Tomcat” and “Hm…That’s the Holy Qur’an” are the two I specifically remember.
— Ikea Hikikomori 📉 (@HampantsMcM) August 30, 2020
30.
Mine was “Oh no this isn’t in Fucking Chinese is it?” As soon as Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon started.
— Chris Hyland (@mr_teatime) August 30, 2020
