When we think about our favorite movies, the word “boring” usually doesn’t factor into our description of them. But it’s 2020 and everyone is bored and spending much of their lives on the internet, which is why we’ve taken to playing Twitter games to help pass the time. One of these games involved asking people for things you can say both during a board game and during sex, or things you can during sex and while at Chuck E. Cheese, or things you can say during sex and also while cooking. Lots of games involving sex and wordplay, because everyone is horny in lockdown too.
The latest Twitter game is about films, and comes from Twitter user @REDROMINA who asked, “Can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?”. It’s actually a lot more difficult than you’d think, though my favorite is probably “Some monkeys look at a slab.”
Can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?
— Romina 🚀🖖👽 (@REDROMINA) July 2, 2020
Scroll through to see how folks described their favorite movie as boring as possible, and see how many of them you can guess by their descriptions.
1.
Man turns off alarm clock 3176 times.
— After The Calm – Travel Vlog (@after_calm) July 2, 2020
2.
Visitors do not respect the guest list at a Christmas party in an LA office building, and one executive’s husband is not happy about it.
— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) July 3, 2020
3.
Still the gold standard pic.twitter.com/qVXajWTQUA
— yegg central (@yeggcentral) July 4, 2020
4.
This is so hard lmao
4 star restaurant is brought back up to 5 stars by a critic who liked their rat food.
— SugarCub (@HihiSugarCub) July 3, 2020
5.
Old man ties a few balloons to his house to commemorate his late wife.
— Romina 🚀🖖👽 (@REDROMINA) July 3, 2020
6.
A bunch of knights look for a cup, and none of them have horses.
— Travis Norman (@travis_norman) July 3, 2020
7.
a grandfather reads to his grandson while he’s home sick, as he wished
— Cody Wanner (@codywanner) July 3, 2020
8.
Teenager doesn’t get to pick up power converters.
— The Situationist International House Of Pancakes (@cranstonl1972) July 3, 2020
9.
My version of this was “Academics decline to back business venture after discovering key infrastructure weaknesses”
— Cactus Tacos Kick Ass (@cactus4earth) July 3, 2020
10.
Kid speeds, goes to the 50’s, accidentally dates his mom
— Luke Pollack (@Techno_Minute) July 2, 2020