Ruin My Week
11. Reservoir Dogs
“I dunno, Joe. This heist seems kinda risky and dangerous.”
“Yeah, I’m not actually sure everyone in this crew is on the up and up. IT’S OFF!” –Neo_Basil
12. Over The Hedge
RJ decided to be a dum-dum and steal all of the bear’s food. Like what did he think would happen even if he didn’t accidentally wake him up the bear would still have woken up a week later and probably would’ve known it was RJ -CJ33333
And to steal all of it. Like dude, you’re this big…pilfer a nosh now and then and be good with it. Quit being so damned greedy. -TigLyon
13. 50 Shades Of Gray
Ana: “You’re an abusive stalker with serious emotional trauma. Seek help.”
14. John Wick
“Hi, is the car for sale?”
“No.”
“Where did you buy it? I’m a mobster’s son with a literal bottomless check book.”
“Murray’s Classic Vehicles. Drop my name John Wick, and they’ll give you a good deal.”
“Hey, thanks!” –IronBoomer
15. Ferris Beuller’s Day Off
If Mr. and Mrs. Bueller were anything like my parents, the movie would have been called “Ferris Bueller’s Day at School” –Corporate-Asset-6375
If they were anything like my parents they would have called my bluff, taken me to the doctor’s office, and found out, to my own surprise as well, that I had bronchitis. –monty_kurns
16. Frozen
Anna: “Why do you shut me out?”
Elsa: “Enough, Anna.”
Anna: “Okay we are gonna discuss it later in private.” –Non-native-English
OR
Elsa: “You can’t marry a man you just met!”
Anna: “You’re right.” –ktchemel
17. Batman Begins
The Wayne’s shouldn’t have left through the side exit of the theater. Just call Alfred and wait out front. –Undecided_User_Name
18. Jeepers Creepers
Just mind your own business and keep driving. –Night_Whispr
19. The Visit
Kids: “We’re going to visit our grandparents.”
Mom: “I don’t want you to go, but if you feel like you really want to go, I’ll drive you to their house.”
Mom: “Hey, y’all ain’t my parents. I’m calling the police.”
The end.
20. Star Wars: A New Hope
…and in result, the entire subsequent series
Imperial Officer 1: “There goes another one!”
Imperial Officer 2: “Hold your fire, there’s no lifeforms.”
Imperial Officer 1: “Dude, we’re looking for an inanimate set of plans in a galaxy full of sentient robots.”
Imperial Officer 2: “Oh, right.”
