Ruin My Week
11.
Serial killers just standing there staring at you and giving you enough time to escape.
12.
Ask your friends to meet you at a predetermined time and place with no explanation as to why.
I have a hard time getting friends to meet up for legitimate reasons with advanced notice. Meanwhile, movie characters come together in an abandoned warehouse in Brazil like…
(all walk in at the same time)
“Why’d you call?”
13.
Wherever the detective has to go, he always finds a parking spot right in front of the place. Downtown Manhattan included.
14.
Using guns in small rooms with no ear protection, without being affected by the very loud bang that would probably damage your hearing
15.
Guy walks in holding a 30-page document, gives to some other dude.
The dude who’s getting the document glances at the first page for a nanosecond and immediately knows everything there is to know about this case.
16.
Cars exploding on impact
17.
School in movies just consumes about 10% of the day
18.
Most “knockout” drugs don’t work very fast.
Chloroform is always depicted to be some “instant-knockout” drug when in reality it takes several minutes of constant exposure to knock someone unconscious.
I’d guess a bad guy standing there for seven minutes waiting for the hero to pass out would probably make for a boring movie.
19.
Someone goes up to a bar and asks for alcohol or beer and the bartender gives it to them without asking the brand or type.
20.
“I don’t have time to explain, we need to go!”
