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People Are Sharing Totally Inappropriate Songs To Play At A Wedding (20 Songs)

Weddings! Romantic, expensive AF, and definitely not the place to play some of these songs.

(Full disclosure, I would 1000% play some of these — FOR THE LAUGHS.)

Thanks to u/combustion_assaulter‘s question on r/AskReddit:

“What’s the most inappropriate song to play at a wedding?”

I have an excellent list of things to request at my brothers’ weddings next year. Get ready, guys!


1. Hopefully not prophetic

Love the One You’re With, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young.

madisonkathy

2. Say Something

I was part of a wedding that they used Say Something by A Great Big World when the bride was walking down the aisle. I was speechless. I don’t think anyone besides me and my wife noticed either.

brazildude2085

In case you don’t know the song…

And I will swallow my pride
You’re the one that I love
And I’m saying goodbye
Say something, I’m giving up on you

3. Avert suspicion!

It wasn’t me by shaggy.

the14thblackcat

4. Irony seems to be a theme

The End by the Doors

blusr82sr

5. I’d laugh, NGL

Still haven’t found what I’m looking for- U2.

icecreamtaco15

I saw a couple play this at their wedding during the garter-finding thing. The groom kept pulling random shit like fuzzy socks and a McChicken out of the bride’s dress. While that song played. It was hilarious.

WhinyTentCoyote

6. Oh NO.

My dad actually played I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace at his second wedding.

Their divorce was finalized three days short of their one year anniversary.

kristoefoe

7. OMG I LOVE THIS.

Benny Hill theme song while the bride walks up to the altar

aging_geek

8. MEEP

I went to a wedding where the DJ played “Sexual Healing” during the Mother in law/son dance. It was glorious.

bubbles2255

9. DOUBLE MEEP

My mother wanted to play Josh Turner’s ” your man” for our mother/son dance. She didn’t see why we thought that was a bad idea.

cycloptian_tit

10. It’s not about God

Lips of an Angel – Hinder

No_Box_5429

11. Not at a wedding

Before He Cheats Song by Carrie Underwood

CougerHuntar

12. I mean, hopefully?

Touch myself – Divinyls.

Old_Dingo_2408

13. Yikes

Mother, Pink Floyd

During the Mother/groom dance.

deadlandsMarshal

14. Just no to Meatloaf period

Paradise by the Dashboard Lights – Meatloaf

I swore I’d love ya to the end of time/ So now I’m praying for the end of time/ So I can end my time with you!

It was long ago, and it was far away/ And so much better than it is today.

really awesome tune, but it’s long at 8.5 min

NiteTiger

15. Nine Inch Nails – Closer

So there’s an instrumental version of this that has apparently struck terror in the hearts of wedding guests when they heard the opening beats…

BerlitzSchlitz

16. I also love this

When the bride is coming down the aisle you play the Jurassic park theme

Doomsday_Taco_999

17. Holla, GoT Fans

The Rains of Castamere

The_Ashura

18. Crazy Bitch

One of the top posts at r/cringe used to be a bride singing this at her wedding. There were other families and children present. Fucking painful.

Edit: https://youtu.be/xTJl5UpzZYU

SeanGone11

19. Heehee

“Highway to Hell”

—as a joke my dad thought this would be a good idea to play when they renewed their vows.

… it’s a good thing my mom had a great sense of humor

FallingStar7787

20. Creepy!

Every Breath You Take by The Police. Even Sting thinks it’s a bad song for weddings.

Handsome121duck