Well, the Internet received some disturbing news this week, and it has to do with the height of Olaf from Frozen.
It’s safe to say we were all under the impression that Frozen‘s star snowman Olaf is a small dude. He barely comes up to Anna and Elsa’s knees. Now, an average woman’s height is five feet, three inches, so if we went with that average, Olaf should be at most two-feet tall. It turns out that’s not true at all. Olaf isn’t even close to being two-feet tall.
On Dec. 6, 2019, the world came to a halt when Twitter user @actuallymaxie uncovered the truth.
Olaf—yes, the same snowman we established had to be, at most, two feet tall—is five feet, four inches tall. 5’4″. FIVE-FOUR. Which means, Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, Hans, etc. are giants.
I am so fucking sorry but if Olaf is 5’4” then how fucking tall are anna and elsa pic.twitter.com/I10RFn7cwf
— max (@actuallymaxie) December 6, 2019
olaf is 5’4″ pic.twitter.com/EGAd6iHU3X
— jan ❄ (@scotthopeful) December 6, 2019
Through @actuallymaxie’s investigative reporting, we all learned Olaf is not who we thought he was.
Ten foot tall QUEENS pic.twitter.com/wdqPWiQjw2
— Yamino (@Yamino) December 7, 2019
Entire worldviews changed in one day. There’s no going back after learning that Olaf’s height is that of the average woman.
I haven’t stopped thinking about how olaf is 5’4 so I made a to-scale height chart for elsa, adam driver, and baby yoda pic.twitter.com/OXp9ahzyfb
— hattie (@hattiesoykan) December 8, 2019
What do we do with this information? Well, It’s important to remember that the Frozen world is not like ours. It’s entirely possible that the average-sized human in Arendelle is a giant in our world.
Well, that theory went out the window because Twitter user @Koomasters pointed out a scene in Wreck-It-Ralph 2 where Elsa is the same size as all the other Disney princesses:
Considering they are in Wreck-It-Ralph 2; that means ALL the Disney Princesses are giants. pic.twitter.com/MCENK8D175
— Koo: [Christmas Nickname]. (@Koomasters) December 7, 2019
And THEN Twitter user @glamorousgrassi pointed out that Elsa and Anna are five-feet, seven inches and five-feet, three inches, respectively.
we- pic.twitter.com/X7reHxbfKf
— (@glamorousgrassi) December 7, 2019
SO WHAT IS IT, DISNEY!?? WHAT. IS. IT.
Meanwhile, lest we forget, Peppa Pig is 7 feet tall.
The scary thing about Olaf being 5’4 in height is unlike the whole “PEPPA PIG IS 7 FEET TALL” thing awhile back, this is actually in Frozen Canon and IN the christmas special.
So… yeah, be afraid. pic.twitter.com/DmS269JOlj
— TRAFON (@RiseFallNick) December 7, 2019
Twitter was, and still is, absolutely blown away and confounded.
1.
opens twitter finds out i’m the
same height as olaf pic.twitter.com/SEpogEmNpY— (@astroIoki) December 6, 2019
2.
someone just sent me this, so i uh.. am the same height as olaf ? pic.twitter.com/1AmkKB2esq
— becks (@beckamae_) December 7, 2019
3.
if u ever wanna humble me, just know i’m the same height as olaf. pic.twitter.com/OSL9N1dP8L
— (@ufobri) December 7, 2019
4.
Bish hold UP.
You’re telling me that everyone in the movie was over 6 feet tall?!??? pic.twitter.com/iGLqvrITVD
— Brì (@rubiabrianna) December 6, 2019
5.
Knowing that olaf is taller than me is very unsettling
— alex (@alexcisvy) December 7, 2019
6.
My best friend showed me this cursed knowledge so now you get to know too.
Good luck sleeping tonight, knowing Olaf is as big as, if not bigger, than many of you.
(I know it makes logical sense with his proportion to the other characters but….I pictured him waist height ) pic.twitter.com/cvsnwEyD1R
— Michelle the Festive Octopunk (@ladytuono) December 7, 2019
7.
Y’all #Olaf height completely changes his character tho. If i see a 5’4 tall talking snowman I’d shit my pants pic.twitter.com/Fk3TW2ScH0
— fina barry (@FinaBarry) December 7, 2019
8.
new height measurement scale is:
1. shorter than olaf
2. taller than olaf— gamer girl daddy (@aphamericashole) December 7, 2019
9.
if you take elsa’s height of 5’7” and divide it by the scale of olafs in this photo, olaf is actually only approximately 2’3” so he must have measured his height wrong since he did it himself. in this essay, i will- pic.twitter.com/xNMwvNLCVP
— georgia (@georgiafrann) December 7, 2019
10.
olaf is literally taller than wolverine, and honestly, he’s a lot scarier too lmao pic.twitter.com/DQubsoisNI
— Wheels of X ♿️ (@OneWheelchairX) December 8, 2019