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3. We all know about “Shrinkflation”. Can I coin the term, “Trickflation”?

4. My cousin and her kid are staying with us for a while, this is what she usually gives her 5yo son for breakfast

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6. Took my parents out to dinner for my birthday but they leave every 30 minutes to smoke.

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8. “Hey kid, here’s some identification you’ll need for the rest of your life but you’re not allowed to laminate it. We went ahead and printed it on gas station toilet paper for you”

9. My husband is an repair technician working on their fridge.

10. My old office once held a birthday party for me and served pork tacos, I’m Muslim…

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12. Alright, This is getting out of hand.

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14. My husband said he stopped pissing off the deck at night…

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16. What my roommate bought for her turn to replace the dish soap.

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18. Powerboard to fit in the corner, except the cable comes out of the corner.

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20. I saw the new “Broadway”national tour of the musical Shrek. I paid a Broadway ticket price. The photo on the bottom is what I expected. The photo on the top is what I got.

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22. It won’t hurt they said.

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24. Our landlord changed our fridge while I was at work

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26. My partner brought this from Kmart in Australian and I hate it.

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28. Flipped bed over to remove sheet. Was greeted by the black fungus. I’ve been sleeping on this mattress for 4 years and I think I’m a host now.

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30. My friend was trapped in her apartment bcz of this.

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32. I bought a 20pk of bamboo straws to reduce the plastic I use. They were shipped in a box with bubble wrap. And each straw is wrapped with a piece of plastic that’s as big as my hand.

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35. Mother-in-law sterilized my daughter’s bottles in a pot of boiling water…

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37. My watch gives a bpm measure for inanimate objects.

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39. The sign was made for a reason.

40. Strip mall with empty parking lot towed my car because I left it here and get on a city bus. Apparently they “forgot” you’re allowed to do this.

