50 People Who Are Doing Their Best Not To Get Into Heaven

Humans are capable of some pretty terrible stuff, and while the following entitled jerks aren’t the worst of the worst of humanity, they’re not great. Really really not great.

1. What could you even want with this?

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4. Found in London

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5. Stealing from a self-isolating, vulnerable neighbor

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6. Just discrediting someone’s death bc of the brain dead narrative you believe

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7. Karen desperately needed her naild done

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8. My Gym is trying to catch a phantom pisser

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10. Buns on Buns

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11. So… I guess this is a thing in the new neighborhood we just moved into

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12. Don’t even get me started on the people that test spray paint like this

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14. Someone burglarized a school in my area. Did this to several classrooms and broke some computers as well.

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15. Taking all of the seats during rush hour.

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17. Got up extra early just to make a special traditional breakfast for the parents. Instead of having a good time i got yelled at for using the expensive teabags, at which point they both got up and left.

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18. Stepmom of the Year

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20. When I was in grade 7, my history teacher was a dick. I had to colour in a map of Canada and dot where the capitals of each province were. Green is where I placed the capital, pink is where she made “corrections.” My final mark was 6/10

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22. The joys of international travel.

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24. Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Literally.

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26. I can’t believe how fucking entitled some people can be

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28. I know I’m in big girl sizes but finding chicken bones in the back pocket while trying on clothes is a little extreme.

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30. Please don’t leave fake tips i’m trying to go to college

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32. Is this even legal?

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33. What is wrong with this country?

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34. Found the king of asshole parking. And no he does not have a handicap sticker

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35. This JERK let his dog shit in the hallway of a hotel I manage. Didn’t clean it up; didn’t tell anyone; and then argued when I charged him a cleanup fee. Am I wrong? My housekeeping staff should not have to clean up dog shit.

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36. Someone actually did this

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37. Mr. Wedgie here let his pooch take a leak, watched it happen, and then try’d to play like he didn’t just witness the spillage. I politely asked him, “Are you going to clean that up?”. I received a blank (masked) stare and than the cold shoulder. Freakin’ Jerk.

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38. Every day this lady walks her dog and throws its poop in the same tree.

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40. My neighbors throwing trash off their balcony instead of just walking to the dumpster. They do this regularly.

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41. Plenty of places to tag in Vegas, but these two chose our closest National Park

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42. Just a mother teaching her son how to spray paint on the store’s floor

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43. A previous borrower of this library book seems to think tearing off the tips of pages is an appropriate alternative to a bookmark.

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44. Did she purchase or put back any of the books?…of course not.

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45. Stealing all the hanging baskets in a small village near me put up by the village kids to cheer people up

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46. Putting gum in the charging slots on public transport…

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48. Sad that people need to be reminded of this.

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49. The people who continually do this by our waterways and forests.

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50. Please have some respect and clean up after yourself at movie theaters.

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Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb.