Dan Wilbur
31. There’s no possible solution to this problem.
32. I would love the power to regrow my thumbs.
33. Throw them on the porch in the sun for 6-8 hours, duh.
34. Jesus was born, then the USA.
35. No, it doesn’t.
36. Possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. And I read Where The Crawdads Sing, folks.
37. I’m no doctor, but this seems bad.
38. Bring it on, body!
39. Pour one out for the idiots.
40. Here’s hoping.
41. They are tough to cook sometimes!
42. Duuhhhhhh.
43. I have no words. Give me your tired, your dumb…
44. I look every evening. At a book or a TV screen.
45. For Sale. Douche Glasses. Never Worn.
46. Mmmm, that’s good eatin’!
47. Call 9-1-1.
