11.
me: hey babe
her:
me: why arent u talking to me
her:
me: is it because
her:
me: its because the internet calls you fajita wife now isnt it
her:
me: [slowly pulls a bag of shredded cheese from behind back]— Chuck (@defNotChuck) June 28, 2020
12.
Choose your fighter:
Fajita Wife
Cliff Wife
Curvy Wife
Boomer Hate My Wife pic.twitter.com/DaPx61D3i7— Caleb ‘dibsonthegibbs’ Clark (@clarksided) June 28, 2020
13.
restaurant workers: “if you go out to a restaurant against rn, it’s going to get people killed.”
some guy in texas with a sports podcast: “we’ve been waiting FIFTEEN MINUTES for these TERRIFIED WAITRESS to bring my HORRIBLE WIFE her FAJITA CHEESE. i’m TAKING THIS TO TWITTER.”— (@SatansJacuzzi) June 28, 2020
14.
everything reminds me of her*
*fajita wife pic.twitter.com/5QoplXCTbV
— rosie (@Iacroixcan) June 28, 2020
15.
Sweet dreams of shredded cheese
date night after quarantine
we gotta quit blaming #COVID19
wife can’t eat a fajita with nothing pic.twitter.com/yjlC44HG0B— Wonderella (@wonderella) June 29, 2020
16.
oh fajita wife, fajita wife, fajita wife, fajita wife, fajita wife, fajita wife, fajita wife, fajita wife
in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
— attack and dethrone godspeed you! black emperor (@Rob__Sly) June 28, 2020
17.
fajita wife feels wrong because she’s not eating the fajitas… cheese wife feels wrong because she doesn’t have cheese https://t.co/zIepkdDR93
— Lauren L Walker (@LLW902) June 28, 2020
18.
If fajita wife looks disappointed after being quarantined with that guy for 3 months why is he assuming it’s from the food hey-ohhhhh
— Sara (@sara_anjuli) June 29, 2020
19.
I love my cheesy fajita wife pic.twitter.com/vVMn0y3tle
— Laura Bucci (@BucciSays) June 28, 2020
20.
my wife tried to eat a fajita without shredded cheese. they never recovered all the pieces of her body
— Dan (@AntonioSlamsci) June 28, 2020