Baby names have gone completely off the rails in the past few years. From the inclusion of unnecessary letters (Aleksaundraugh) to names doomed to make the poor kid a laughing stock throughout their school years (Gandalf) parents are becoming increasingly unhinged.
A recent trend on X (formerly Twitter) is skewering this rise in absurd baby names. Unexpectedly, some of them are so bizarre that we could actually see them working (note: we are joking. Do not name your baby any of the following names, we beg of you).
So, prospective parents, scroll through for a laugh — not for inspiration.
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