35 Funny Baby Names For Girls That Are So Bizarre They’re Actually Kind Of Good

Baby names have gone completely off the rails in the past few years. From the inclusion of unnecessary letters (Aleksaundraugh) to names doomed to make the poor kid a laughing stock throughout their school years (Gandalf) parents are becoming increasingly unhinged.

A recent trend on X (formerly Twitter) is skewering this rise in absurd baby names. Unexpectedly, some of them are so bizarre that we could actually see them working (note: we are joking. Do not name your baby any of the following names, we beg of you).

So, prospective parents, scroll through for a laugh — not for inspiration.

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Alex Buscemi

Writer. Billionaire. Astronaut. Compulsive liar. (About some of those things)