If it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year… these people will be there for you to show you that it could always be worse. Though they may fail today, there’s always a chance they will fail even more tomorrow.
Here are some unfortunate moments:
1. Read my lips: this isn’t nice.
2. “Rethinking my life.”
3. Well, I don’t think AppleCare covers that.
4. “Homestyle, spicy, or foodborne illness?”
5. How are there this many plates when restaurants are at half capacity?
6. These are the moments they cut out of all those HGTV shows.
7. When your dog gets into the oil paint because he wants to join Blue Man Group.
8. Measure twice, then measure again, then think about it before this happens.
9. Breakfast in bed is good. Dinner in bed is a disaster.
10. When you go up to get the Halloween decorations in the attic but end up becoming the Halloween decoration.
11. Nice to have a Tiny Home, but you shouldn’t protect it with a tiny hose.
12. “I just wanted some ice.”
13. “I’m 5’11 and still shop in the Children’s section.” For Sale. Baby Shoes. On A Grown Man.
14. He seems fine with it.
15. How to make a cheesier drink.
16. Once again…”Well, I don’t think AppleCare covers that.”
17. “Toddler wanted to do puzzles.” Sadly, when they finished these, there was still one piece missing from each.
18. I’ve made other plans for Thanksgiving.
19. “Ordered a $12 salad.”
20. When you order a “Salami Baguette” from IKEA.
21. What’s worse than finding a snake in your toilet? Finding one that comes and goes as it pleases.
22. We can fight over which way the roll goes, but not like this.
23. When dad doesn’t spring for someone from Best Buy to mount the TV for you.
24. Did the car… fly into the garage?
25. “When you pay extra for a window seat.”
26. Really throwing a whole monkey wrench into your commute.
27. Great stories don’t always have a beginning, middle, and end. Sometimes, you only need two parts.