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I’ve always thought it would be cool to own a Roomba. It’s like a pet that you don’t have to feed. I’m not sure if it’s worth it after seeing these funny Roomba fails.
It would suck to come home to find out your Roomba smeared dog poop across the floor. This is what happens when we start letting Robots into our homes. Maybe each Roomba should come with a normal vacuum until they can figure out how to not make a bigger mess.
1. “Mischievous Roomba This Morning”
2. “Came Into The Kitchen To Find That My Dog Trapped The Dead Roomba With His Toys”
3. “Roomba Suicide In My House Last Night. It Somehow Wrapped Up Its Sensors In Toilet Paper And Headed Off The Edge”
4. “This Is What Happens When Your Wife Leaves The Door Open To The Pool Area. Your Expensive Robot Vacuum Decides It Wants To Meet The Pool Vacuum… Goddammit”
5. “Local Doggie Daycare Learned A Valuable Lesson About Leaving A Roomba In The Reception Area”
6. “The Roomba Didn’t Come Home Last Night After Its Scheduled Cleaning And Is Nowhere To Be Found”
7. “Today I Got Home To A Vacuum Robot With Artistic Pretensions”
8. “Not Only Did It Steal The Bloody Shower Towel It Tried To Hide Under The Vanity Thing. I Suppose It Wanted To Snack In Private”
9. “Cat + Paint Can + Roomba”
10. “Apparently My Dog Thought The Roomba Was An Assailant”
11. “Roomba, The Nope Of Dog World”
12. “My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Poop And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home”
13. “I Hear Screaming Coming From The Living Room, Only To Find My 5-Year-Old Daughter On The Floor With Her Hair All Sucked Up & Tangled In Our iLife Robot Vacuum”
14. “Started Cracking Up When I Discovered SNL’s Mr. Bill Stuck Like This In The Roomba. Poor Guy”
15. “Oh Yeah… A Cliff”
16. “Came Home From Dinner And Found My Vacuum Hanging On For Life”
17. “Go Home, Roomba! You’re Drunk”
