Dan Wilbur
16. The grammarian has a warning for you.
17. Play it cool. Cooler than this.
18. This person has a lot to learn.
19. Stupid people love telling people they are stupid.
20. Follow the science!
21. This is no time to be joking with dumb people around.
22. Nick, you were owned by someone smarter.
23. Cheryl, be less dumb about the calendar.
24. Double check that you’re not dumb.
25. I prefer calling taxis “slow ambulances” because I’m an idiot.
26. “These aren’t working!” -a stupid person
27. Almost right.
28. When you don’t know how words work.
29. Bit off more than he could chew.
