Lindsay
11.
This was my favorite answer to stupidest injury I’m cackling https://t.co/0gR4mm03tA
— K$ (@kaylacash1234) March 22, 2021
12.
My entire lifetime has been filled with stupid injuries. I’ve never NOT had a stupid injury. Two broken arms in three months. My left elbow is disgusting.
But I think the most unusual one was the Fourth of July when a backyard trampoline spring tore through my hand. https://t.co/MsujY0cFzB
— JennaLaineESPN (@JennaLaineESPN) March 22, 2021
13.
I tore my right labrum yawning. https://t.co/MJHH6gfTD5
— Joe Zieja (@JoeZieja) March 22, 2021
14.
I ran full speed under a volleyball net and caught my head on the bottom of the net which slingshot my head into the pavement, giving me a nice grade 3 concussion
— Daryl Morey 🗽🏀 (@dmorey) March 21, 2021
15.
My lung collapsing while spitting out mouthwash https://t.co/wCvCrNR2Xp
— Matthew Løwther (@The_Lowther) March 24, 2021
16.
i sprained my ankle trying to put on pajama pants https://t.co/cVhSE58vi1
— astro☿ (@ghostlyasteroid) March 24, 2021
17.
I inhaled deeply and hurt my neck. https://t.co/0EUiPlzzCj
— John D. Ferrer (@John_D_Ferrer) March 24, 2021
18.
I have a chipped tooth from eating waffles too fast.
My mom called me and said she needed help and to get there as soon as possible. So I had to finish my waffles very quickly…. and I bit the fork.
It was dumb and excruciating. https://t.co/QZWPuWcFp5
— 🎄Brandon 🎅 #BeatLouisville (@BTBouttanowhere) March 24, 2021
19.
at a restaurant when my server says “enjoy your food” and I say “you too” https://t.co/JwnONXlk4u
— BobbyBurm (@BobbyBurm) March 24, 2021
20.
I have a scar on my thigh from a middle school food fight. Because I was on the eastern shore of Maryland, someone had hucked a crab and it stuck into my leg like a throwing star.
— Chris M (@ChrisM_SF) March 21, 2021
