Guy Asks How These Chain Restaurants Are Still Open And People Are Triggered (30 Tweets)

I love going to a nice restaurant for dinner as much as the next person, but sometimes you’re only reliable option is Red Lobster or Olive Garden.

People love to make hating on Olive Garden their entire personality, and it’s sort of annoying. Sure, the local Italian place that makes their pasta from scratch is probably better, but what if that’s not an option?

Plus, the breadsticks are pretty great.

Twitter user @anothercohen said,

“I don’t understand how the following restaurants are still in business:
– Chilis
– Applebees
– Olive Garden
– Red Lobster”

People were triggered and mostly defended the chains in their replies.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.