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23 Infuriating Things Hipster Restaurants Are Trying To Pass Off As “Plates”

If I give you money for a meal it better come to me on a plate, a bowl, or if it’s fajitas a skillet.

I don’t want it laid on a piece of cedar from a haunted forest in Japan.

I don’t want it smeared on a stained glass window of baby Jesus playing the drums.

I don’t want it squirted into a bagpipe and played at my niece’s Bat Mitzvah.

Don’t get all fancy with the presentation to mask the fact that your food tastes awful.

 

1. Meat dress Barbie is the ultimate in unrealistic body image.

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4. Cool Pizza fedora, bro.

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13. “Can we get some more roadkill bread for the table?”

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goldfish in blender

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weird shrimp presentation, shrimp served in iron

23. Ah, yes, finally, maybe COVID will change something for the better.

served on plates sign

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